Vagina of Doom

Diesel Sweeties

Peter DavidAs evidence of the ongoing propagation of the Peter David and the Vagina of Doom meme, I offer this episode of webcomic Diesel Sweeties. At the rate he's going, Peter David's primary contribution to She-Hulk lore will be his super-strong vagina monologue.

She-Hulk's Vagina

Peter DavidI am the picture of restraint: I stayed away from the Peter David super-strong vagina thesis for three whole days. Why? It's too easy. It's like shooting dead fish in a barrel. Still, the wait was hard.

For those of you who missed it, Peter David (or Skrull Peter David) posted the following to Newsarama on April 12th:

I think any normal man who would have sex with She-Hulk is courting disaster. I don't care how stiff your stiffy is: She-Hulk's vaginal muscles alone, if she were to orgasm, would be enough to earn you a trip to the E.R. The price of a tumble with She-Hulk being broken bones pales in comparison to the prospect of a broken boner because, yes kids, it can break, and not all the king's horses, men or Viagra will put Humpty back together again. Lambskin Trojans? Forget that. Tony Stark must have used an amored condom. The Invinicible Iron Man Thing.


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